Monday, February 26, 2007

Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda

This past month has been a big one for Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda as the cameras are clicked on because of the newest edition to his look: A 666 tattoo.

Dr. Miranda is a very interesting individual and is obviously quite skilled at building a following as well as recruiting bodyguards (he's employed 9). Personally, I am a bit confused by his translations of Scripture, especially regarding the Antichrist. It seems a bit loose or perhaps a simpler way to put it would be 'made up'. But who am I to judge?

If you're curious to read and watch interviews/news reports check out his website Growing in Grace.



At 10:09 PM, Blogger Tera said...

On his website, he kinda looks like Donny Osmond. I'd be highly amused if they're related.

At 12:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The threat is real. I had posted a FYI on mypace about Luis Miranda to many christains online that were unaware of his existence. The response was tremondous I forged alot of friends there until one day when a couple of Miranda's followers found out I was posting info about their beloved leader. I got hacked! They found some how a backdoor to my firewall, got into my email and sent all my friends nasty grams,as if it were me that sent it. Had to clean up that mess. Then they achieved in trying to breakp relations between me and my closes friends. That worked! Now I have friends that don't ever want to talk to me because of these a-holes! If this guy is who he says he is, then the people that folow him are worse than he is. What they did against me is proof of it. I have discontinued myspace account because of the attack. Yesterday! Presdient Bush mentions, a nuclear Iran will lead to World War III, this guy Miranda doing his thing, and the Mayan Calendar predicts the end of the age on Dec 21 2012. Gee that's just 1,2,3,4,5 years away...That's scary! all of this that's going on? the Prelude to Armageddon...

At 9:00 AM, Blogger MovieMakerOnTheHill said...

I am Luis de jesus Miranda. Are we recording? Yes? My microphone? Higher? My mic loves being closer to me. He heh. As if mics have feelings. You'd think I would know of such impossible things. Plastic and metal with feelings. Are we ready? Give me a minute. Hey, Jorge, do you have any coke? #$^%&#@$%, what do you mean? %$#&%$#@, I have to give an interview, how do I do this without being high? #$%& you! Wait until later, I'm going to rip you a new $#%#@#$#$@#$!!! Are we ready? Well, I am not ready. I need to go outside for a breath of fresh air. And then into the men's room. And nobody is to go in there after I come out to see if I left anything behind! You people are sick beyond anything I ever see before! (Some time later) I am ready! I feel so fine! I am god and I feel fine! Whew! A little head spinning! Now i will speak. Thanks to everyone for your patience. But not you, Jorge, I will deal with you later. I am Luis de jesus Miranda. I am Jesus Man. Jesucristo Hombre. When I came the first time it was to save the world. this time I came to condemn it. What do you mean people will see this as being negative? Nazareth-man said he would one day return to condemn it. What do you mean I have to soften the blow. Because fewer people would give me money? I see your point. Hmmm. I am Luis de jesus Miranda. I have come to bring you peace, but I want to kill the Pope. Why the hell cannot I say this? Am I God or are you? You cannot edit my words! I edit my words! Okay, I will say Rome will fall, how is that? Those men with tippy top hats will fall at my feet! Those pedophile priests! Yes, that is good point, pedophiles! this is good to distract from my desire to give 666 tattoos to little children. The juxtaposition is great. No one will suspect my father is the devil, if they see me in Wall Street suit and tie, and boring priests in aweful Medieval getups! Classy! 66.6% of the earth will sink on June 30th or less. Why not say or less? Who cares? Is not going to happen anyway. Besides, I will be long gone before June 30th anyway. What the crap is your problem? Look, I have this scam in hand, okay? I had this planned since prison! Believe me i had plenty of time to think about what to do, what to say, and who to screw. I don't care what you say! Land will sink. This will keep them guessing. Always keep them guessing. They will be looking in one thousand directions before they realize they've been taken. By then I'll be smoking a big joint in my mansion. I'll be the Hugh Hefner of evil antichrists. There's no need to talk about the other Jesus wannabes walking around. If I am to be real, they cannot be discussed. if they are discussed my only reaction should be a short chuckle and quick dismissal. Let's start again. I am ... Who let her in? Puta! What are you doing here? Did you not already get millions? Who cares if i have not paid it. It's the thought that counts. You won, woman! They have freezed my assets! You unholy ... you filthy ... you ... you ... Get her out of here! I am Luis Miranda and all of you people out there are dead!!! No, strike that, cut it out of the video. I am Luis Miranda and i have a message of peace and love and more interesting things than you can imagine. Have you ever seen what a very big fire looks like?

At 2:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jose Miranda needs to first realize that religious writings are the writings that come from people. Of course, they tell you that they come from God, the concept they exploit, in order to have so much power over people as to make them believe that what's in the books is what's really going on.

Christ is just a fictional character, if you take into account human nature, and know people enough to know what they are capable of, and enough to conclude that this can only be human writings.

Then after freeing himself from the oppressive power of other people's ideas and beliefs, he can free himself from thinking of himself as some fictional character.

He simply gives people too much credit by believing them to such an extent as to want to turn himself into their imagination. There are so many vulnerable victims like that out there, who also fall prey for the ideas that cannot be proven to be untrue, but are untrue nonetheless.


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